Guys, my roommate just said goodnight to me, and without thinking I replied:

"Goodnight, Rachel. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning."

There was silence. Then I realized that she’s never seen The Princess Bride.

I am such an unintentional psychopath.

14 notes // Feb 20 2013 0:17

tagged as: oops, life as i know it, sorry rachel,
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